Lab Results, Plain and Honest

What a COA is

A certificate of analysis, or COA, is a report from an independent lab that tests a batch. It tells you what's in the sample and whether it passed the checks that matter for safety. We don't invent numbers or show results we don't have. When real reports are ready, they'll be posted for each batch, and until then this page is here to help you read any COA you come across.

What to look for 🔥

Start at the top. Check the lab name, the date and the batch number, and make sure it matches the product in your hand. Then move down through the sections. A report that's hard to read or missing a batch number is a flag. Good labs make it clear, and good sellers share it freely.

• Cannabinoids: amounts of compounds like THC and CBD.
• Terpenes: the aroma profile, listed by name.
• Contaminants: pesticides, heavy metals, microbes and more.
• Batch number: ties the report to one specific batch.
• Lab details: who tested it and when.

Why it matters for you

Lab info helps you choose knowingly instead of guessing. It's one piece of staying safe, along with starting low, going slow and following local law. Not sure what a term means? Check the glossary or ask Ray. He'll walk you through a COA in plain country talk.

Straight answers

Are there lab results on the site yet?

Not right now. We're early-stage and won't post anything we can't back up. Join the waitlist on this page and we'll share results as they become available.

What's a batch number for?

It links a lab report to one specific production batch. If the number on the report doesn't match the one on your product, the report may not apply to what you've got.

Does a COA mean something is safe for everyone?

No. It's a snapshot of one batch's contents and safety checks. It's not medical advice, so keep using good judgment and follow your local laws.