Class Is Comin' to the Porch
Good teachers pass the knowledge down, partner. We're building learning paths so y'all can grow your know-how. Nothing's open yet, so fill in the form on this page and we'll holler when the first class is ready.
The paths we're dreamin' up 🍃
Each path is meant to be friendly, practical and free of jargon. Short lessons, plain talk, and lots of room to ask Ray when you get stuck. No pressure, no pop quizzes. These are plans, not promises, and details will be shared as they firm up. We won't announce dates or prices until we can stand behind them.
- Budtending basics: how to talk with folks, read a menu and guide a newcomer with care.
- Glass care: cleaning, safe handling and keeping gear sparkling.
- Terpenes 101: aromas, flavor and how to read a profile.
- Growing where legal: an educational overview of the plant's life.
Who it's for
Adults curious about the culture, the gear and the plant, 18+ (21+ where required). Whether you're brand new or already deep in the scene, there's always more to learn. Every course will stress safety, local law and responsible habits, because being smart is the real swagger.
Learn something right now
While you wait, explore the free stuff. The glossary decodes the lingo, the strain guides walk through how to choose, and Ray answers questions any time you open the chat. Want to nerd out on the tech side? The Brain Library holds free AI and language-learning links to chew on.
Straight answers
When do courses start?
We don't have dates to share yet. Join the waitlist on this page and we'll let you know as things take shape. Once real dates exist, we'll share them straight and plain, with no hype or guesswork.
How much will courses cost?
Pricing isn't set yet, and we won't guess. Waitlist folks hear first when we have real details. Waitlist folks will hear the news first, and we'll keep every number honest when it comes.
Is the growing course legal everywhere?
No. Any growing material is educational and meant only for places where it's legal and permitted. Always check your own local law first. Pop your name in the form on this page, and we'll let you know when we've got real details.